Welfare jokes
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
What do Somalians excel at in the US?
Welfare fraud.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
What do Somalians excel at in the United States?
Welfare fraud.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
What is welfare fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Community talk
Jeremiah 29:11 ~ For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope.
He has a plan for each and EVERY one of you, trust me.
Anybody know if Zack is alright? Heard he went to juvie?
GENESIS 43 Joseph’s Brothers Return to Egypt 1Now the famine was severe in the land. 2And when they had eaten the grain that they had brought from Egypt, their father said to them, “Go again, buy us a little food.” 3But Judah said to him, “The man solemnly warned us, saying, ‘You shall not see my face unless your brother is with you.’ 4If you will send our brother with us, we will go down and buy you food. 5But if yo… Read more