Welfare jokes

Orphanage

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

Orphan

The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.

Orphanage

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Memes

Orphan

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

Hippie

How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?

Answer: Who cares?

Republican

Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?

Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!

Community

Jeremiah 29:11 ~ For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope.

He has a plan for each and EVERY one of you, trust me.

GENESIS 43 Joseph’s Brothers Return to Egypt 1Now the famine was severe in the land. 2And when they had eaten the grain that they had brought from Egypt, their father said to them, “Go again, buy us a little food.” 3But Judah said to him, “The man solemnly warned us, saying, ‘You shall not see my face unless your brother is with you.’ 4If you will send our brother with us, we will go down and buy you food. 5But if yo… Read more