Welfare Jokes

Orphanage

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

Orphan

The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.

Orphanage

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Orphan

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

Hippie

How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?

Answer: Who cares?

Republican

Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?

Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!