Welfare jokes

How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.

What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?

A homeless shelter.

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Why do people adopt orphans?

They get cash.

What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?

Lay-Z and Freeyonce

What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?

Answer: Who cares?

Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?

Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!

What do you call a kid with no home?

A homeless kid.

The happier they get, the less they see.

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?

I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.