They jokes
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."
In the French school, four sentences must be written. Fritz heard his mother say, "Close the door!"
Fritz went to his uncle and heard, "Yes, I'll put it there."
Then he came to his brother who said, "They call me Superman, hahaha!"
Finally, his sister looked at a photo and said, "Wow!"
The next day, the teacher said, "Okay, Fritz, it's your turn. Finish eating and take out the trash!" Fritz said, "Close the door!"
The teacher got angry and said, "I want to see the principal." Fritz replied, "Yes, my friend, I am leaving you."
The teacher asked, "I have forgotten your name, what is it?" Fritz said, "I'm Superman! I'm Superman! You're nothing!"
"Who do you think I am?" asked the teacher, who had become very angry. Fritz replied, "Wow!"
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
Not quite my tempo
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.