They jokes
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.