They jokes
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.