They jokes

Mom

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

Orphan

Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?

They couldn't hit home base.

Phrase

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.

Fortnite

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

Bar

Two Chinese men walk into a bar.

"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."

Blowjob

What’s the best thing about midgets??

They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.

Reader

Who are the fastest readers?

911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.

Crash

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

Orphan

The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.

Orphan

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

Kid

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

Orphan

Why can't orphans call their friends?

Because they don't have a home phone!

People

What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.

People

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

Emo

At school I am always called emo.

Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.