They jokes
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
The Bingles
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.