They jokes
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.