They jokes
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
