They jokes
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
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What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.