Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
They Jokes
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
