They jokes
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.