They jokes
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
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Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.
A man is sitting in a chair. He is talking to the other friend about what they must cherish.
One says he cherishes his family, the other cherishes his parents, and a man comes in, points at the chair and says, “I CHAIRish my Chair” as he pulls up a chair.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"