They jokes
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.