They jokes
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
Memes
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
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Use them for toilet paper. 𧻠𧻠𧻠𧻠π π
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They donβt have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didnβt actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. πππππππππ
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP Μs propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.