They jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.