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Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.