They jokes
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.