What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
They Jokes
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
