They jokes
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Your family is so cheap that they won't even pay for the child support to keep you.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?