They jokes
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."