They jokes
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.