They jokes
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
Why are Americans such good marksmen?
Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!