They jokes
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.