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Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
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How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.