They jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.