Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
They Jokes
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
