They jokes

If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?

Me: Where's your parents?

Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?

Me: Because it has a home button.

There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?

(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)

Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.

Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?

Cause they taste funny!

What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?

They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.

I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.

What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?

What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.

Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.

Have you ever had African water??

Neither have they.

Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?

They never had parents to protect them from it.

I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?

They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.

Why can't orphans play Monopoly?

Because they can't put a house.

A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.

After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.

And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"

God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"

Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?

Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!

Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?

Because they have already got 2 towers down.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.

What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like

Why can't Indians play football?

Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉