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I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.
I said, "No, they don't have double doors."
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.