Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
They Jokes
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
