They jokes
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Memes
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.