They jokes

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Why do orphans become hookers?

'Cause they can call someone "daddy."

What do Batman and a Black man have in common?

Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.

Why are orphans always at school?

'Cause they can't be homeschooled.

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

Why can’t an orphan take medicine?

They need parental supervision.

When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.

Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.

Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?

They both charge.

Why can't an orphan be gay?

They have no one to call daddy.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.

Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?

Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?