They jokes
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.