They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Memes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why canāt a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Jorden CalerendiĆ”.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Kid: Why arenāt koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didnāt have the koala-fication!
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.