They jokes
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?