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BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Memes
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"