They jokes
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.