They jokes
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.