They jokes
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Memes
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.