They jokes
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Memes
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.