The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
They Jokes
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
