They jokes
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?