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What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing bet of one thousand dollars that their bartender could squeeze a lemon dry until all the juice ran into a glass, and anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried but failed. Over time, weight lifters, lumberjacks, men in the Army, and etc. But still, nobody could do it.
One day, a scrawny little man came in wearing thick glasses and a cheap suit and said in a tiny squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, "okay," and he grabbed a lemon and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rhine to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the one thousand dollars and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight lifter, or what?" The man simply replied, "I work for the IRS."
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
None, they both eat out.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.