They jokes
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.