They jokes
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.