They jokes
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Me all the time :
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.