They jokes
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Memes
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"