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Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
No way they had it🥀🥀🥀
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!