They jokes
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
when your texting your friend funny jokes, Them on the other side when they say lol:
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.