They jokes
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.