They jokes
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.
Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...