Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
They Jokes
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
