They jokes

Dad

What does my dad have in common with Nemo?

They both can’t be found.

Gay

What do gay guys and priests have in common?

They are both gay in their own ways.

Phone

Why can Asian people buy phones?

'Cause they might call the wrong number.

Orphan

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Heart

They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.

Shooter

What do Priests and School shooters have in common?

They both blast little kids in the face.

Uranus

Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"

Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."

Ice Cream

The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.

Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!

Orphan

Why do orphans like to go to church?

It is the only place where they can call a father.

Orphan

Why can't orphans have iPhones?

Because they can't find the home button.

Orphan

Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.

Priest

What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?

They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.

Cum

What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.

Bedbug

Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!

Game

What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?

Bored games.

Hook

Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?

They both can throw a hook.