They jokes
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.