Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
They Jokes
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
