They jokes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.