They jokes
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.
Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.