They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.