They jokes

What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?

They can't have sex.

"Why?"

Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.

Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

What can jump higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

Kid #1: You're adopted.

Kid #2: At least they wanted me.

Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?

Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?

I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t have a home to run to.

Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.

They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

Why is America bad at Clash Royale?

Because they can't defend their towers.

I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.

How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.

What is similar between Hitler and Trump?

They both want to keep races out.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.

They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.

It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.

The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.

What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?

They both have a history of separating colors.

Why can't orphans be gay?

'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.

Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?