They jokes
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Memes
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.