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When orphans drink milk, they cry.
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Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street, and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?"
To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
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What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f... altar boys.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."