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I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, grabbed Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.