They jokes
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.