They jokes
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.