Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
