They jokes
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!