Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their FLOW
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
Q. Why aren't emo jokes funny? A. They always seem to cut a little too close.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
