You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
