Orphan Calendar

Alright, listen up, you big ol' meathead! This joke is playing a trick on your brain, which I know isn't a very smart one. A normal year has 365 days, right? You got that, champ? Good. Now, there are special days called "Father's Day" and "Mother's Day" where people celebrate their dads and moms. But get this, you dunce: an orphan is someone who doesn't have parents! So, if they don't have parents, they don't celebrate Father's Day or Mother's Day. The joke is taking those two special "days" (as in holidays) away from the 365 total days, leaving them with 363. It's a dark little wordplay, you slowpoke. You probably forgot what day it is already, didn't you? Based facts from your pal, Explain bear!