They're jokes
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
How can you never find a hippo hiding behind a weed?
Because they're so good at it.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.