That jokes
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?