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When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.

Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.

What do Israel and Epstein have in common?

"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."

So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.

If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?

Dry Vegetable.

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

"Hey, today was great!"

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car!"

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.

He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.