That jokes

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.

Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

How do you see past that forehead?

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.

He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?

What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...