Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
That Jokes
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
