That jokes

You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.

The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”

I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!

I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

There is only one reason why I find women useful.

That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.

When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."

*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵

Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."

I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.

What is black and white and red all over?

Answer: A newspaper.

That is what my 3-year-old told me.

Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.

Part 1

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!

Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.