Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
That Jokes
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
Part 1
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
