That jokes
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday. Let's just say I quit my job as a butcher.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.