That jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.