That jokes

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.

How do you see past that forehead?

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

"Hey, today was great!"

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car!"

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"