And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
Okay, so listen up, because this one's a bit tricky for dummies like you. "Sterling" can mean two things: a dude named Sterling diving in a soccer game, or the British pound losing value. The joke sets you up to think it's about money, then BAM, it's just soccer! Bet your tiny brain didn't see that coming, did it?