That jokes
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
Memes
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.