You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
That Jokes
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
