That jokes

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?

What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."

As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.

My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?

Dry Vegetable.

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.

Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!

Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?

Well, that is DHALicious!

What is a redneck virgin?

Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.