That jokes

Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?

It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.

What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?

"That is bull crap!"

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).

What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What do you call a mom that is yours?

Your mom!

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.

Friend: What was the first?

Me: They- they weren't always orphans.

Friend: O-O

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?

Sit down comedy.

The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.

You caught a Penaldo!

Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.

Type: Ghost type.

Moves: Dive

Disappear in big games

Cry for pens

Statpad vs farmers

Sells underwear

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "Daddy~"

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?

They get set free.

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!

Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?

Kid: A garden?

Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?

Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.

What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!