That jokes

"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.

How do you know someone is fucking dumb?

They put jokes that have been used several times already.

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie!

I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.

One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."

"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"

Your mom's my dad. Think about that!

As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!

Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?

It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

What do you call a mom that is yours?

Your mom!