That jokes

Fat

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Drug

Dark Master · 8 years ago

Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.

Kid

watersharky · 5 years ago

Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.

Orphan

Anonymous · 6 years ago

I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.

Boy

Izaboola · 5 years ago

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.

Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."

Selfie

Kayla · 3 years ago

That me

A young woman with a slightly downturned mouth and a sad expression looks directly at the camera. She has dark hair, is wearing a dark hoodie with a large print on it, and is wearing headphones. The background is a classroom setting with pictures on the wall. A picture of a family is visible.

That memes

Rock

Ur Nan · 4 years ago

What did Eve say to Adam?

"That is rock hard."

Poo

kyliewilsonn70@gmail.com · 3 years ago

You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.

They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!

You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈

Cheat

McCune · 8 years ago

How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.

Fish

murder muffin · 4 years ago

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...

Bridge

Anonymous · 3 years ago

What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.

Canoe

Anonymous · 8 years ago

A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."

The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."

The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."

And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."

The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them.

The guy from France said, "For France!" And drank the poison and died.

The man from Britain said, "Long live the queen!" And shot himself and died.

And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, "Make a canoe out of this, you fuckers!"