That jokes

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.

How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?

He performs fellatio on them.

What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?

Officer: Hi, how high are you?

Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"

Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.

Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.

Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.

What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?

The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.

What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?

An AK-46.

Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!

When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.

You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.

If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?

Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.

Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?

They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.

What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?

Bigfoot is real.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?

A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.

Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.

What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?

De-feeted (Defeated)