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You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Do you know that “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” usually mean the same thing?
Except at a funeral.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!