That jokes

There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.

"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?

Stuffed.

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?

"Alpaca my bags."

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?

A. He marks the camels that kick.

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"

"Oh, that was the cat."

"We don't have a cat..."

"Oh..."

Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?

Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?

An escapee from a mental hospital.

My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.