That jokes
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."