That jokes

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.

Chuck Norris once went to hell.

After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

How do you see past that forehead?

"Hey, today was great!"

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car!"

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?

Dry Vegetable.

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.