That jokes

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,

they bring me things. <_>

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

No eye deer.

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

How come orphans know how to do laundry?

Cause that's usually the mom's job.

My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!

What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...

Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

I got a sister.

That was a big mistake.

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.