That jokes

I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?

Ground beef.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.

What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?

They cry...

They scream... with joy.

"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."

Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...

I had to go to my friend's house.

I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

First date be like:

Me: "I work with animals every day."

Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"

Me: "I'm a butcher."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."

I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.