That jokes
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
wear sweatpants.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"