That jokes
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Memes
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.