That jokes

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

I had to go to my friend's house.

I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

First date be like:

Me: "I work with animals every day."

Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"

Me: "I'm a butcher."

This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.

Friend: What was the first?

Me: They- they weren't always orphans.

Friend: O-O

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?

Sit down comedy.

When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!