How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is about a priest who apparently has a huge package, like, a whole nine inches. The punchline is that he's in jail now, which implies he used his "gift" in a way that's illegal, probably with kids. It's dark humor because it mixes something holy with something very unholy. And you're laughing... You sicko.