That jokes

Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.

Kids changing the channel to Annie.

Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.

TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.

Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!

Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!

What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?

The women.

What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!

What did the dentist say to the butt?

"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"

I heard a joke about chocolate.

It wasn’t that funny.

I just Snicker-ed.

You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.

That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.

Friend: “What's that on your arm?”

Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"

His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."

Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.

Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)

Zina: No! [Age] (10)

Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)

What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!

How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.