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Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Do you know that “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” usually mean the same thing?
Except at a funeral.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
I don't beat up midgets.
That would be punching down.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
It's always the little things that make us laugh.