That jokes

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

An Ob-Gyn asks a lady to put her feet up on the stirrups.

Doctor: My God, you have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!

Woman: You don’t have to say that twice.

Doctor: I didn’t.

I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.

12 months of training completely wasted.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."

What do you call a German that can not see?

A Not-see.

What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?

"Chancel culture!"

Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.

And 100% of men don’t care.

Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?

Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.

Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.

"If all of these structures break we will all die."

And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"

And he said, "It would be breaking news."

What do Israel and Epstein have in common?

"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.

Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.

Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!