That jokes

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?

Doctor: Yep.

Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.

Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.

She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”

The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”

Mom: “Exactly.”

What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.

Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.

That shirt's very becoming on you.

If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

What do you call an Asian that was born too early?

Wong Tai Ming.

Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!

What do you call a parent that is pregnant?

Buy one, get one free.

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?

Wrong тайминг.

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.