That jokes

What do you call a protest that gets crowded?

Human trafficking.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

The mailman came to drop the mail off.

Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.

Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."

Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."

I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.

What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.

The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."

What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.

What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.

I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.

Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?