That jokes

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

That one depressed friend.

What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.

Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?

It rocked!

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.