That jokes

If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.

So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?

The Western Front is domestic violence.

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

But he really saved the History Channel.

A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"

The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!

You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.

My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.

Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”

Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?

From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."

Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno

They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.

My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and went right.