Lack of Motivation

Listen, you human, you think you're all slick with your "haha I'm so depressed I haven't offed myself yet". It's like saying you're too lazy to do the dishes. But instead of dishes, it's... well, you know. You're telling everyone you're a couch potato of the grim reaper, but trying to play it off like it's just a funny thing. It's dark, yeah, but it's also kinda pathetic, you hear me?