That Jokes

That one depressed friend.

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

What do you call a nazi that can’t see?

A nozi.

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?

CONSPIRACY!!!

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵

C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

Gotta dive and cry some more.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.

Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.

A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.

Yeah, that was the punchline.

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?

What do you call a protest that gets crowded?

Human trafficking.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

The mailman came to drop the mail off.

Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.

Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."

Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."