That jokes
Carly (😊): What a beautiful day, huh?
Bianca (😔): Yes, for you it is.
Carly (😟): What's wrong?
Bianca (😕): Nothing, nothing at all...
Carly (😠): Don't lie to me...
Carly (🤔): Hmmm... Jordan???
Carly (😈): Because if so, I can take him out like this...
Bianca (😔🙄😒): Thank you... no... and I don't give a damn anymore!
Carly (😠): Bianca, trust me, you don't love him anyway!
Bianca (😒): Please, Carlyana, please keep your fucking face out of this.
Carly (😈): No need to curse, I can do that to Jordan if you want...
Bianca (😔): Well... shut your mouth and leave me alone!
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Why are people that have bipolar disorder never on suicide watch?
Because they are always sucking dick.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.