That jokes

I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.

What do you call an Indian that came home late?

A curfew muncher.

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!

Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

That one depressed friend.

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.