In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
That Jokes
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
