That jokes

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"

Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?

No, I'm blind.

Stop ruining my jokes.

Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?

It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.

The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"

Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.

Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?

Because she was straight into Jesus.

I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?

POV: I made a blind joke.

"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"

I used to think that I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagi-asian.

If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.

If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.