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What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Sad so sad
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?