That jokes

POV: I made a blind joke.

"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?

You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

Man: *steals drink*

Boy: bro😭😭

Man: Why are u crying over a drink?

Boy: That had drugs.

Man: ....

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?

They have both had a few strokes.

What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.

What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.

You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!

Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?

Because she was straight into Jesus.

You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.

This is how big cats were named.

"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?

What happened to the frog that partied illegally?

He got TOAD away!

Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?

When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”

Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.