That jokes
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Memes
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
I am crying tears of joy rn.š I was wrongfully denied my visa. ā ļø They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" š. I was right guys ā š«
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
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Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.