That jokes
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
Memes
I love rdr2
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.