That jokes

If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?

What do you call a train that likes toffee?

A chew-chew train.

What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?

What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?

They have both had a few strokes.

What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.

Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.

Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?

A family photo!

I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.

My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."

Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"

"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?

I’d hit that.

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

Man: *steals drink*

Boy: bro😭😭

Man: Why are u crying over a drink?

Boy: That had drugs.

Man: ....