I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision.
That Jokes
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
