Terrorist jokes
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.