Terrorist jokes
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
You know what I told my little brother plane?
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
I gotta do terrorist :)