Terrorist jokes
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
I gotta do terrorist :)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.