Terrorist jokes

Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.

Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇

"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."

Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?

It's the next thing they blow up.

How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.

The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.

A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.

First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."

What happened when Obama ran for president?

The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.

I gotta do terrorist :)

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:

Allah hu akbar.

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

How do you call a very long terrorist?

9/11.

Why don't terrorists like Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

What does a terrorist get for Christmas?

A C4.

I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.