Terrorist jokes

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.

Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.

America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.

White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"

The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."

1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.

What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?

New York Jets.

Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

How do terrorists feed their babies?

Here comes the airplane...

HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

What's brown and white with red all over?

Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the aeroplane!"

"And here comes the second one!"

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.