Terrorist jokes
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
WJE iceberg
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
Allah akbar.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.