Terrorist jokes
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
The CONSTITUTION is not optional.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Allah akbar.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!