Terrorist jokes
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
WJE iceberg
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
I gotta do terrorist :)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.