Terrorist jokes
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
I gotta do terrorist :)
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.