Terrorist jokes

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?

They fly a plane at them.

You know what I told my little brother plane?

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

What did an Arab say to feed his kid?

'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'

How does a terrorist feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane."

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.

Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.

A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.

First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."

What happened when Obama ran for president?

The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

I gotta do terrorist :)

My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:

Allah hu akbar.

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.

How do you call a very long terrorist?

9/11.