Terrorist jokes
9/11, am I right?
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
You know what I told my little brother plane?