Terrorist jokes

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Everywhere.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!

Why don't terrorists like Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?

The finale.

What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?

Dying alone.

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"

Kid 1: "It's a bird!"

Kid 2: "It's a plane!"

Me: "It's a terrorist!"

My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!

America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.

White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"

The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."

1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"

I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.

I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.

What did an Arab say to feed his kid?

'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'

What do you call a terrorist in a bath?

A bath bomb.

What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?

He he he haw.

YouTubers: Among Us in real life.

Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.

Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!