Terrorist jokes
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!