Terrorist jokes
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
The CONSTITUTION is not optional.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."