Terrorist jokes

What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?

Not sure, I just fly the drone.

Kid 1: "It's a bird!"

Kid 2: "It's a plane!"

Me: "It's a terrorist!"

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

Why did my dad cross the road?

To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!

Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...

A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"

"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"

They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"

"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

How does a terrorist feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane."

What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?

The prostitute can blow you more than once.

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

Why did the terrorist not go undercover?

Because he blew it!

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?

He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.

Where do terrorists go when they die?

Answer: Everywhere.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?

'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.