Terrorist jokes
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Memes
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.