Terrorist jokes

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

At the Allahu-ak Bar.

What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?

He he he haw.

What is a terrorist's favorite song?

"Pumped Up Kicks."

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?

"An RC-XD!"

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

What did an Arab say to feed his kid?

'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'

How does a terrorist feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane."

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?

They fly a plane at them.

You know what I told my little brother plane?

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"

Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?

The finale.

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?