Terrorist jokes
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
Memes
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.