My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
I gotta do terrorist :)
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
