Terrorist jokes
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
Allah akbar.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.