Terrorist jokes
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
Memes
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.