Terrorist jokes

What do you call a terrorist in a bath?

A bath bomb.

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?

"An RC-XD!"

What is a terrorist's favorite song?

"Pumped Up Kicks."

Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?

The finale.

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Why did the terrorist not go undercover?

Because he blew it!

Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.

How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇

Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?

It's the next thing they blow up.

"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."

My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.

Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!

Kid 1: "It's a bird!"

Kid 2: "It's a plane!"

Me: "It's a terrorist!"