Terrorist jokes

What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?

New York Jets.

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?

'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.

Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.

What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?

Dying alone.

My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

What do you call a terrorist that can fly?

A dart.

What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?

The prostitute can blow you more than once.

My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!

9/11, am I right?

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

At the Allahu-ak Bar.

What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?

He he he haw.

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:

Allah hu akbar.

What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?

"An RC-XD!"

What is a terrorist's favorite song?

"Pumped Up Kicks."

You know what I told my little brother plane?

What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?

They fly a plane at them.