Terrorist jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

Kid 1: "It's a bird!"

Kid 2: "It's a plane!"

Me: "It's a terrorist!"

The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.

What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?

"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"

Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Everywhere.

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?

'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.

What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?

New York Jets.

Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.

What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?

Dying alone.

My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

What do you call a terrorist that can fly?

A dart.

What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?

The prostitute can blow you more than once.

My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!

9/11, am I right?

What do you call a terrorist in a bath?

A bath bomb.