Terrorist jokes
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Australia needs YOUR help!
ISIS brides are coming to Australia! They need to go back to where they came from. Help us before they blow us up like the terrorists they are!
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Allah akbar.
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.