Terrorist jokes
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
9/11, am I right?
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!