Terrorist jokes
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.