Terrorist

Terrorist Jokes

Victim

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.

World Trade Center

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

Pilot

My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.

9/11

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

Difference

What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?

The prostitute can blow you more than once.

Tower

What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?

He he he haw.

Target

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

Dad

My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:

Allah hu akbar.

Shout

Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!

Islam

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!