Terrorist Jokes

why did my dad cross the road.

to get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on american soil

When the two tower ordered pizza all they got was plane

the terrorists said over the inter com we re coming up to our destination so we cant go over it we cant go under we have to go through it

Two Twin Towers Topple To Terrorists Terrorizing Twenty To-be-doomed Trip Takers

the terrorists lost there landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closet building becuse religon

Q. How does an Isis terrorist practice safe sex?

A. He marks the camels that kick.

Where do terrorists go for food? The allah snack bar

All terrorists like starting a new year of with a bang

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food: Here comes the air plane.

How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof? It depends on how thin you slice them.

Where did tanner go during 911 terrorist attack?

Everywhere.

What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute? The prostitute can blow you more than once

Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? here's a good example...

A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apperently) through out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "why are you running?" "My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!" They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?" "Grandma farted and the house blew up!"