Terrorist jokes
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Memes
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
9/11, am I right?
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.