Terrorist jokes

All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.

What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?

Osama Bin Laden.

How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?

It depends on how thin you slice them.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?

"Okay, Boomer."

The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.

What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?

"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"

What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?

The prostitute can blow you more than once.

Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Everywhere.

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?

'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.

What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?

New York Jets.

Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.

What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?

Dying alone.

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

What do you call a terrorist that can fly?

A dart.

My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!