Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Terrorist Jokes
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
WJE iceberg
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
9/11, am I right?
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
