Ideology

Ideology Jokes

Aclu

Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.

Feminist

Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.

Feminist

What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something.

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  • Country

    In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."

    Feminism

    The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.

    Cause

    I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...

    ... the first two being politics and religion.

    Feminism

    What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.

    Teacher

    The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."