Ideology jokes
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
The Nazis.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
Wanna hear a joke?
Feminism.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
There once was a commie called Ed. Usually known as Ned. He went to bed, Got shot in the head, Unfortunately now he was dead.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.