What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
COMMUNISM IS ACTUALLY KINDA TIGHT.
Why dont communists like Microsoft? Because its Minecraft instead of ourcraft
How do you tell the difference between Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled
