Terrorist jokes
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.