Terrorist jokes
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”