Terrorist jokes
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.