I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof? It depends on how thin you slice them.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Where did suzy go during the bombing? everywhere
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9 Then why was 10 afraid
Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11
I gotta do terrorist :)
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
