Terrorist jokes
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.