Why were the terrorists upset on 911? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
A russian, a brit and a terrorist are in an air balloon. First the russian says "i dare to throw a stone down" So he does that but the others dont seem to be impressed so the brit says " i dare to throw a brick down " so again he does that, the russian is impressed but the terrorist laughs and says " i dare to throw a bomb down " so he does that and everybody cant believe what they have just seen so a bit further they land and a shocked and an afraid little boy comes running up to them so they ask what happened, on wich the little boy said " I farted and my school exploded".
I saw some terrorists on family feud, it looked like they had 3 strikes.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover? Bcz he blew it
Who are the best at bowling? Terrorists they always throw strikes.
What's the best part of a terrorist on fourth of July The finale
what do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
a bath bomb
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with there dicks out?
The Twin Towers
u heard to the pixar movie up but have u heard of down down the 9/11 terrorist attack?
The twin towers shouldve known they were gonna get hit when there mom said here comes the airplane!
Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
why did my dad cross the road.
to get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on american soil
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers. because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds
I wish they taught 9/11 at school
It would make these jokes more explosive 🧨
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
What did Osama say after knocking over the twin towers?
He he he haw
I would make a joke about 9/11 but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
what is the difference between the twin towers and feminism, the twin towers were destroyed by terrorists while feminism was created by terrorists
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims heads?
Their Ankles
