Terrorist jokes
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Allah akbar.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!