Terrorist jokes
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!