Hot water look a**.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
Wow, that is so sunny!
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
What is your summer name? Hot.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.
Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
Animals are just... so hot!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's COOLIO
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
