Temperature jokes
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.