RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top

How do you make holy water?

You take normal water, and boil the hell out of it.

What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

I was boiling some water and said Water you will be mist

I have a lot of eggculaint egg puns, get the yolk… oh come on don’t be hard boiled

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That’s humerus.

How do you know when I cabbage is boiled?

The wheel chair floats to the top

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up. If you don’t like them your just hard boiled

This guy is boiling water the girl walks in and says “What are you doing” the guy says “I’m making Holy Water” She said “How?” He said “I’m boiling the hell out of it”

R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.

how to make holy water 1-grab a pot 2-put water in it 3-set the stove to 420 degrees 4-boil the hell out of it

Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?

Because it has at least one hundred degrees.

My friend:What are you doing Me:I´m making holy water My friend:How? Me:I´m boiling the hell out of it.

Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!

How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it’s not real and it doesn’t exist because it’s not real). Get?

how do you boil holy water? boil the hell out of it

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

How do you make Holy Water?- Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.